evil little fucks!!

clowns r just fucking...evil! just plain evil!! fucking evil scary clowns. even the ones who mean 2 look all happy happy happy r also fucking evil!! *shudders* WHY THE FUCK would u wanna b a god damn clown?!?!

FUCKING STUPID FUCKING PIGEONS!!! they hide round the fucking corner 4 me and then they fucking fly at me!! i was in camdens green market type place, and this fucking pigeon just flew in my face from fucking nowhere and the little shit scared me! then i started 2 scream! bastard!! stupid STUPID STUPID WHORES!!!

ok.....ok! this thing right here!>>>
its just soooo fucking scary!! look at its fucking eyes!!! its gonna fucking kill u!! u kno, ur all like, yea....look, its all so cute but the next thing u kno its running at u with a fucking knife!! scary shits... theyre all like, look at me, im all cute, i wont hurt u, but then PLAM! ur dead... yeh..u never kno. i actually have a very very cute toy that i got from sum zoo a few years ago with ciara and her dad i think it was london zoo but i dont kno...it was a long time ago and i only remember getting the toy and going pizza hut after... but yea, n e who, the toy actually looks a teeeny bit like this thing over there >>
but u kno....my lil penguin teddy thingy wont kill me coz he loves me :P

fucking evil g-nomes!! theyre all like, 'yea, im not evil, i just FUCKING WATCH UR EVERY MOVE!!' i swear, theyre so damn scary coz like my next door neighbour woman thing has not one but two!! and i have 2 walk past them everyday! :( but its okay coz theyre a lil broken coz theyve been there sinse i was lil and they really scared me then......

now...horses. theyre not like the other stuff that scares me and then gets me all angry and start swearing but they scare me so much and i just actually wanna hide and they just scare me way 2 much.. theyre all like huge and stuff and i dont c y ud want a horse?? look at them! just look! seriously.. they make me wanna cry...stupid scary horses!!!

fucking evil colourful fucks!!! they scare me so fucking much! with their fucking heads poping in and out of themselves! WHAT THE SHIT is that all about?!?! and their fucking....eeeeeeeeugh. fucking weird things. i think they should just piss off and die and stop scaring lil children!

he just scares me alot coz of his like...just the way he is, he all scary looking and has like an extremely small head and like a huge body and everyones all like 'i love the bear in the big blu house!' and im like, um...WHY?! ive like watched a teeeny bit of it and he just scared me 2 much. i actually met this woman in malta once who looked like it! shes scared me sooo much and i didnt want her tlking 2 me, i wanted 2 run away and hide!! but u kno...that would had just been mean coz she was actually very sweet and nice and i liked her coz she was nice 2 me.